hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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