Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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