if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
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oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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