so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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