No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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