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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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what happens in vegas.... fucking never stays in vegas!...
smart move. Very smart
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except herpes, that shitll come back with you :)
I do that before every big night. No sense adding drunk dialer's remorse to the hangover.
It pays to be prepared!
Hahaha that is awesome
Great minds think alike... I do the same thing. Vegas=Potential drunkness for 48hr periods of time, dangerous/vast grounds for drunk dials!
Good call. But you know you have their numbers stashed away on a piece of paper as backup. LEAVE that home too. Just lookin out.
Pretty much a smart move, so smart I'm going to do it right before Vegas too
You sir are wrong. It would be funny to read a post saying can't wait to fuck bitches and do blow in Vegas. In fact I just lol'd
totally genius. you are amazing
Hahah I just got back from Vegas yesterday! Far to busy to drunk txt, thank god! But yea... What happens in Vegas does not stay in Vegas... No sir.
Is this supposed to be funny?
Yes.
all my exs live in texas
That's awesome....so where you staying? Hahaha
Good idea but how is this a drunk text from last night its not funny its just a text it may as well say " i cant wait to fuck bitches and do blow in vegas" its not funny at all
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