Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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