What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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