Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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