David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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