my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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