Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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