chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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