id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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