It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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