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  • Submitted by djdannyblanco on Dec 1, 10 at 10:23am

    You shouldve injected her with your very own "insulin"

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      Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Dec 3, 10 at 9:15am

      Fail. If you're in diabetic shock (hypoglycaemia) you need sugar not insulin.

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    Submitted by kaymg on Dec 1, 10 at 10:27am

    Okay seriously zachneed, nobody cares how\nMany times you post and what number they were. I'm pretty sure almost everyone out there is tired of the whole first thing, at least I know I am. I come on the site to read funny texts and even funnier responses. Stop being a waste of space. Noone cares.

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      Submitted by RyanM on Dec 1, 10 at 11:54am

      Oh even I can't keep myself from feeding this troll. Hes too good.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 1, 10 at 3:34pm

    Try fucking your girl into an asthma attack. That was an odd night.

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 2, 10 at 12:29am

      Could be worse...could've been fucking her face when she had the attack...or would that be better...

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    Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Dec 1, 10 at 1:09pm

    So are you saying that te level of intoxication required for her to go home with you was so high that it sent her into diabetic shock? You should definitely be bragging about your sexual prowess...

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    Submitted by ojg15 on Dec 1, 10 at 11:29am

    Not swallowing could literally have killed her, take note girls..

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    Submitted by rick_scott on Dec 1, 10 at 11:28am

    Last time I boned her she had crones... Something is amiss. Fired!

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    Submitted by somethingawful on Dec 1, 10 at 11:33am

    Probably was the booze smart ass.

  • Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 1, 10 at 10:22am

    Third.

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    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Dec 3, 10 at 9:18am

    Entirely possible. I've had my blood sugar go low (hypoglycaemia) while having sex. Sex is just like any heavy exercise; it uses up sugar.

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    Submitted by noble_sunny on Dec 1, 10 at 6:30pm

    I'm pretty sure Rick Scott hasn't boned anyone... He is fired!

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    Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Dec 2, 10 at 5:44pm

    Oh hey Tucker Max..

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    Submitted by aguirrem2 on Dec 1, 10 at 10:05pm

    Fake. It's from Tucker Max's new book.

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    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 1, 10 at 10:21am

    Second

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    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 1, 10 at 10:23am

    Fourth

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    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 1, 10 at 10:19am

    First.