You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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