Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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