Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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