god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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