Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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