Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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