just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
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I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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