Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
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Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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