margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
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I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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