Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Everyone says I win the strip club
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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