I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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