I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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