her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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