I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
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hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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