I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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