I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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