I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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