i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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