I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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