I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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