He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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