is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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