I'm really into asian looking animals
Soap is not a condiment
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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