we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
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so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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