ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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