That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The uberlube is also flammable
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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