You work out of a Hotel?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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