New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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