guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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