There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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