u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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