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  u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.

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• I like eating these pretzels while another guy cums in my ass -crispy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:03pm

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• Yea fresh out of the pussy has a yeast taste

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:51am

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• I've never had a problem cumming in the presence of pussy...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:42am

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• ^ I thought this was masturbation, not sex, just sayin. Regardless, it's creepy as fuck.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:45pm

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• Well I'm trying to cum in ur mom so stop watching me already !! ( from the desk of big tone )

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:30pm

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• I like cumming in crispys ass while he eats pretzels

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:04pm

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• Gotta love Buffalo!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:32pm

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• Homemade pretzels due taste the best when they are still fresh and warm straight out of the vagina.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:48am

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• Fuck the cat next time...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:51pm

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• Did someone leave the pretzels in here?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:31am

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• Don't fuck your cat then.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:42am

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• You know what tastes really good out of pretzel guys ass? BACON! -Crispy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:33am

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• i don't have a cat, so that's not a problem. woo hoo!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:56pm

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• I tried to shove a pretzel rod up my Russian girlfriends pussy! It broke in half so I ate it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:32am

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• No one fucking cares about god damn soviet Russia, quit fuckin being a dumbass... You too pretzel boy, shove it up your ass

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:31am

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• Yeah me and my bf have sex with his starring at us

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:32pm

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• get used to it cat lady. You're a pathetic cunt with no chance of ever getting withing 10 feet of a naked dick

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:59am

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• Hahaha cats are the shit

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 8:10am

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• this has happened to me at least twice, perhaps more.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:59pm

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• 1:42 speaking of Mom's ; is your mom still sore after I banged her in her ass? Oh and have her give me my change back! I gave her A ten dollar bill ! Hell she "prolly" used the rest to buy PRETELS !!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 8:40am

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• 8:30 Are you Intoxicunt from FML?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:28pm

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• Hey 915, you really need a pretzel

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:33pm

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• Her pussy was salty ( ! )

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:34am

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• Maybe the cat wouldn't be staring if you weren't rubbing your dick on its belly

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:15pm

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• Yeah, Keepin' it classy in Buffalo<3

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:45pm

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• Shake your weiner at them... It's like a nature thing saying that you are the dominant animal in the house... It works even better if you yell at them like Tourette's guy does... I bet he shakes his weiner at cats...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:06am

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• because pretzels make you thirsty.. i'm gonna go get another beer to quench this thirst!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:47am

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• Once I had a friends dog who kept trying to jump on the bed. I cared less if the dog was watching but the girl was a bit weirded out by it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:02am

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• Someone call the ASPCA.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:33am

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• What's there to get? A cat staring at the owner while he/she is having sex; what's the big deal? Unless you're the squeamish type that you actually think that your cat is shocked.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:37pm

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• Someone is falling down on the job. Can we get some new ducking posts please?!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:59am

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• Literally made me laugh out loud. I totally understand. Got three cats and it's just not gonna happen if they're in the room.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:49am

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• ..these pretzels are makin me thirsty.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:38am

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• In soviet russia ur cum stares at your cat!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:08am

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• I'm an exhibitionist, I make my dog watch

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:45pm

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• Ohhhh I made you mad. . How about I give you a pretzel as a peace offering?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:37am

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• QUIT TALKING ABOUT FUCKING PRETZLES god damn you have no fucking life

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:34am

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• You are banging the wrong pussy!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:29am

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• It's the roughness of the tongue that really irks me, I mean if it were a dog I probably wouldn't stop to push it away

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:12am

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• Pussy, sometimes the cat just won't leave

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:41am

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• Hehe. I can't even masturbate around mine. He attacks my hand!

  Submitted by menda on Apr 2, 10 at 1:29am

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• I like the last post. My cousin has tourettes. I am almost sure he shakes his dominant weiner at the cats.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:25am

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• I <3 pretzel guy. Pretzel guy makes me laugh.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:35am

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• Just aim for the cat, it will soon learn

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:01am

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• In mother Russia cats fuck u in nam I eat cats my boyfriend gives me a reach around when r cat watches

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:52pm

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• Theres an app for that ~Intoxicunt

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:30pm

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• haha...gawd. I don't know the feeling of it making you unable to cum...but my guy has a couple of pugs and when he has the damn things in the room when we're trying to fuck it's kinda awkward. Mainly because those dogs make A LOT of noise and it's kinda weird to be so into it..and then all of a sudden hear the loud breathing of the dogs, haha.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:30pm

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• How about you shove a pretzel up your your fucking ass. Your prolly a 30 year old who lives in his moms basement with NO life

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:42am

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• A little cheese on the nutsack and the cat will lick to help u get off--- plan ahead next time

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:24pm

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• Why the fuck does everybody keep talking about pretzels!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:32am

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• That's why u always fuck ur cat doggy style, not missionary style.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:06am

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