I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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