I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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